Deranged Assistant
Illustrated by Nils Hamm
Card details
- Mana cost
- 2
- Type
- Creature — Human Wizard
- Rarity
- Creature
- P / T
- 1 / 1
Oracle text
T, Mill a card: Add C. (To mill a card, put the top card of your library into your graveyard.)
Flavor
"Garl, adjust the slurry dispensers. Garl, fetch more corpses. Garl, quit crying and give me your brain tissue. If he doesn't stop being so rude, I'm quitting."
Deranged Assistant price & value
| Condition | Market | Low |
|---|---|---|
| Near Mint | $0.30 | $1.59 |
| Lightly Played | $0.28 | $1.64 |
| Moderately Played | — | $1.83 |
| Heavily Played | — | $1.79 |
| Damaged | — | $1.99 |
Snapshot as of 2026-09-11. Live prices & recent sales load below.