Deranged Assistant
Illustrated by Nils Hamm
Card details
- Mana cost
- 2
- Type
- Creature — Human Wizard
- Rarity
- Creature
- P / T
- 1 / 1
Oracle text
T, Mill a card: Add C.
Flavor
"Garl, adjust the slurry dispensers. Garl, fetch more corpses. Garl, quit crying and give me your brain tissue. If he doesn't stop being so rude, I'm quitting."
Deranged Assistant price & value
| Condition | Market | Low |
|---|---|---|
| Near Mint | $0.30 | $1.54 |
| Lightly Played | $0.16 | $1.54 |
| Moderately Played | — | $1.62 |
| Heavily Played | — | $2.09 |
| Damaged | — | $2.24 |
Snapshot as of 2026-09-11. Live prices & recent sales load below.