Discourtesy Clerk
Illustrated by Vladimir Krisetskiy
Card details
- Mana cost
- 4
- Type
- Creature — Vampire Employee
- Rarity
- Creature
- P / T
- 3 / 2
Oracle text
When Discourtesy Clerk enters the battlefield, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)
At the beginning of your end step, if you control three of more Attractions, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.
Flavor
Myra doesn't pay the vampires to smile—but only because guests found it off-putting.
Discourtesy Clerk price & value
| Condition | Market | Low |
|---|---|---|
| Near Mint | $0.32 | $1.64 |
| Lightly Played | $0.23 | $1.72 |
| Moderately Played | — | $10.98 |
| Heavily Played | — | $5.96 |
Snapshot as of 2026-09-11. Live prices & recent sales load below.