Dissatisfied Customer
Illustrated by Yangtian Li
Card details
- Mana cost
- 3
- Type
- Creature — Vampire Guest
- Rarity
- Creature
- P / T
- 2 / 1
Oracle text
Flying, haste
When Dissatisfied Customer enters the battlefield, roll a six-sided die. If the result is 3 or less, you lose that much life.
Flavor
The mirrors weren't fun for everyone.
Dissatisfied Customer price & value
| Condition | Market | Low |
|---|---|---|
| Near Mint | $0.13 | $1.59 |
| Lightly Played | $0.13 | $1.64 |
| Moderately Played | — | $1.74 |
| Heavily Played | — | $3.67 |
| Damaged | — | $2.24 |
Snapshot as of 2026-09-11. Live prices & recent sales load below.