Ass Whuppin'
Illustrated by Don Hazeltine
Card details
- Mana cost
- 3
- Type
- Sorcery
- Rarity
- Sorcery
Oracle text
Destroy target silver-bordered permanent in any game you can see from your seat.
Flavor
Ashes to ashes,
Donkeys to dust.
Ass Whuppin' price & value
| Condition | Market | Low |
|---|---|---|
| Near Mint | $0.88 | $2.37 |
| Lightly Played | $0.81 | $2.28 |
| Moderately Played | $0.75 | $2.27 |
| Damaged | $0.65 | — |
Snapshot as of 2026-09-11. Live prices & recent sales load below.