Assquatch
Illustrated by Jeremy Jarvis
Card details
- Mana cost
- 5
- Type
- Creature — Donkey Lord
- Rarity
- Creature
- P / T
- 3 1/2 / 3 1/2
Oracle text
Each other Donkey gets +1 1/2/+1 1/2.
Whenever another Donkey comes into play, untap target creature and gain control of it until end of turn. That creature gains haste until end of turn.
Flavor
Who wants to see a picture of a big hairy ass?
Assquatch price & value
| Condition | Market | Low |
|---|---|---|
| Near Mint | $30.99 | $66.50 |
| Lightly Played | — | $32.99 |
| Moderately Played | $23.52 | $23.52 |
| Heavily Played | — | $19.99 |
Snapshot as of 2026-09-12. Live prices & recent sales load below.