Fat Ass
Illustrated by Jeremy Jarvis
Card details
- Mana cost
- 5
- Type
- Creature — Donkey Shaman
- Rarity
- Creature
- P / T
- 2 / 3 1/2
Oracle text
Fat Ass gets +2/+2 and has trample as long as you're eating. (Food is in your mouth and you're chewing, licking, sucking, or swallowing it.)
Flavor
Our lawyers say no matter how funny it would be, we can't encourage players to eat the cards. Hear that? Whatever you do, don't eat the delicious cards.
Fat Ass price & value
| Condition | Market | Low |
|---|---|---|
| Near Mint | $14.50 | $14.99 |
| Lightly Played | $12.03 | $15.33 |
| Moderately Played | $3.00 | $11.60 |
| Heavily Played | — | $13.09 |
Snapshot as of 2026-09-11. Live prices & recent sales load below.