Fat Ass — Unhinged #95

Fat Ass

Unhinged · No. 95 · Creature · 2004-11-19

Illustrated by Jeremy Jarvis

Card details

Mana cost
5
Type
Creature — Donkey Shaman
Rarity
Creature
P / T
2 / 3 1/2

Oracle text

Fat Ass gets +2/+2 and has trample as long as you're eating. (Food is in your mouth and you're chewing, licking, sucking, or swallowing it.)

Flavor

Our lawyers say no matter how funny it would be, we can't encourage players to eat the cards. Hear that? Whatever you do, don't eat the delicious cards.

Fat Ass price & value

ConditionMarketLow
Near Mint$14.50$14.99
Lightly Played$12.03$15.33
Moderately Played$3.00$11.60
Heavily Played$13.09

Snapshot as of 2026-09-11. Live prices & recent sales load below.